(Beware, spoilers below!) One more round of Constantine to go boys and girls (as far as we know), so let’s get started. Out in the middle of nowhere a man wakes up three girls that are all sleeping in the same bed (not as sexy as it sounds). The three girls show up as a […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 13 Review: “Waiting for the Man”"(Beware, spoilers below!) A smartly dressed girl goes to a shady part of town in order to nab some drugs, which she promptly injects into herself. As she slides the needle in, all the lights go off and a vicious killer stabs her with both needles after beating her up. As the police arrive on […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 12 Review: “Angels and Ministers of Grace”"(Beware, spoilers below!) A group of silly youngsters are messing around with a magic book in a cemetery. After a brief moment of chanting all four of the kids end up in another place, each alone but all in equally sinister scenarios. Just as things get really hairy, they all wake up… With Constantine he’s […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 11 Review: “A Whole World Out There”"(Beware, spoilers below!) Constantine kicks off with the creepy as a dark voice chants and creepy mist crawls into a little girl’s bedroom (note to self: never have a chimney in a bedroom). John presses about Zed’s past and she says that The Resurrection Crusade, led by her father are after her because they believe […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 10 Review: “Quid Pro Quo”"(Beware, spoilers below!) We start where we left off, with John bleeding out as the Invunche comes ever closer to him. It takes a chunk into his neck but he’s able to what enough a few times to invite Pazuzu into his body, which heals him and helps drive the Invunche away. However, Manny is furious […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 9 Review: “The Saint of Last Resorts, Part 2. “"(Beware, spoilers below!) In this episode of Constantine we are presented with the first of a two parter that serves as the midseason final. Both John and Zed’s stories run parallel with one another here and by the end of the forty minutes both are left in a rather perilous position. In Mexico a baby […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 8 Review: “The Saint of Last Resorts, Part 1”"(Beware, spoilers below!) The newest episode of Constantine opens up the mystical worlds of Heaven and Hell, and the series is the better for it. In a small parish in Kentucky a Pastor is bitten by a snake and apparently dies, but is soon revived and what’s more, he seems to be able to heal the […]
Read more "Constatine, Season 1 Episode 7 Review: “Blessed Are The Damned”"(Beware, spoilers below!) Unfortunately for the show, Constantine gives us a slower episode this week and the absence of Angelica Celaya’s Zed is felt quite keenly, though Harold Perrineau’s angel Manny does attempt to make up for it We see John confront the spirit of a child who possesses children and then goes on to […]
Read more "Constatine, Season 1 Episode 6 Review: “Rage of Caliban”"(Beware, spoilers below!) We’re faced with multiple cases this episode of Constantine, as well as the return of Papa Midnite. John is trying to get a psychic link between Zed and the map, and with the help of a nifty contraption that used to belong to Queen Victoria (no, I’m not joking), they uncover another case. […]
Read more "Constantine, Season 1 Episode 5 Review: “Danse Vaudou”"(Beware, spoilers below!) “Don’t open the bottle.” From now on I’ll consider listening a bit more when someone tells me to do that. Insects creep me out, and insects are abounds this episode of Constantine. We’re introduced to Gary Lester, an old friend who worked with John during Newcastle. He managed to heal a man with […]
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